Scientists say Hitler died in WWII. Tell that to ‘Adolf Schüttelmayor’ and the Nazi Moon Base.
By Avi Selk
The Washingtpn Post
20 May 2018
After completing what they say is the first examination of Adolf Hitler’s remains since World War II, a team of researchers has announced that the Nazi leader most definitely died in Berlin and, therefore, cannot possibly still be alive on the moon.
The study was no easy feat. Over the past 73 years, Hitler’s presumed corpse has been set on fire, secretly buried, dug up by the Soviets, hidden by the KGB and finally ordered destroyed.
Hitler’s person, meanwhile, has appeared in the fantasies of all manner of conspiracy theorists who insist his body is a fake.
So last year, a team of French researchers persuaded the Russian government to let them inspect the last two bits of Hitler known to exist: a bullet-shot chunk of skull and a set of frankly disgusting teeth.
They compared these fragments to war-era autopsy records and concluded that, yep, those are definitely Hitler’s teeth.
“There is no possible doubt. Our study proves that Hitler died in 1945,” co-author Philippe Charlier told "Agence France-Presse" after the paper was published in the "European Journal of Internal Medicine"..
“He did not flee to Argentina in a submarine,” Charlier continued. “He is not in a hidden base in Antarctica or on the dark side of the moon.”
The professor is by no means the first researcher to try to debunk claims that Hitler survived World War II, which have persisted for decades despite the derision of nearly all mainstream historians.
But just in case Charlier is right and his study really does mark the end of Hitler survival fiction, we have memorialized the genre for the sake of posterity.
We present below the many lives and deaths of Adolf Hitler, in descending order of plausibility.
1. Hitler died heroically in battle
Actually, Charlier’s team concluded, Hitler most probably died with his wife while hiding in his Berlin Bunker, quite possibly after swallowing a cyanide pill and then shooting himself in the head for good measure. In this, the study confirmed what has long been the official account of his death.
Maybe one reason that so many people have had trouble accepting the official version of Hitler’s demise is that it started out as a baldfaced lie.
At 10:20 p.m. on the day after Hitler’s suicide, a German admiral addressed the country by radio. He announced somberly that Hitler had died a few hours earlier, fighting “at the head of his troops.”
This sad fantasy was recounted in the book “The Death of Hitler,” whose authors noted that it was believed by much of the world. A doctor even testified in a deposition that he had tried to save the wounded leader: “A shell fragment had pierced the uniform, went through his chest and entered the lungs on both sides,” he told a court. “It was no use to do anything.”
Inevitably, the notion of Hitler the war hero was shown to be a hastily conceived fraud, but the Nazis and their conquerors didn’t exactly make it easy for the public to learn the trutClos
2. Hitler lived!
As Charlier and his co-authors wrote in their paper last week, Hitler had demanded in his will that the Soviet forces about to overrun Berlin not be allowed to defile his corpse.
Accordingly, his lieutenants doused his body in benzine, lighted it on fire and buried it in a nearby shell crater.
Of course the occupying Soviets found the body anyway, autopsied Hitler and concluded that he had killed himself in a suitably cowardly fashion.
But rather than let the world examine the same evidence, the Soviets kept Hitler’s body hidden for decades, until the KGB was finally ordered to destroy the corpse in the 1970s, leaving only the shard of skull and jawbone in the Kremlin’s possession.
As explained in “The Death of Hitler,” the Russians found it politically useful to keep the world guessing about Hitler’s fate. To sow chaos, we might say today.
And the strategy worked. There was mass public confusion about when, how and whether Hitler had died.
In an information vacuum, newspapers quickly filled up with stories of sketchy sightings of the Nazi leader, the book recalled: Hitler posing as a casino croupier in France; Hitler working as a shepherd in the Alps; Hitler living as a hermit in a cave.
So rampant was the disinformation that even Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower entertained the possibility of Hitler’s survival.
3. Hitler’s great submarine escape
In loving detail and with minimal disclaimers, the "Daily Mail" once recounted one of the more elaborate legends of Hitler’s escape from Allied-conquered Europe, beginning with the besieged leader contemplating his future staring at a portrait of Frederick the Great.
“A Fourth Reich would surely rise, and he would be needed to lead it,” Hitler thought, the "Mail" wrote. “That left one option: escape.”
So three days before his purported suicide, Hitler ordered two corpses to be dressed as himself and his wife. He waited until the stroke of midnight, then slipped out of his Bunker via a secret tunnel and sneaked through the bombed-out city of Berlin. He rendezvoused with an airplane he had arranged to meet him on an abandoned thoroughfare, then flew to Denmark and then Spain, then commandeered a submarine and escaped to South America, where he lived out his days in peace.
“To most of us, such a story sounds like utter fantasy,” the "Mail" noted at the end of this adventure. “But there are some who regard it as the absolute truth.”
Indeed, the newspaper wrote, Hitler’s supposed escape by submarine has inspired so many pseudo-historical books about his latter days that rival authors occasionally accuse one another of plagiarism.
4. The tropical adventures of “Adolf Schüttelmayor” and friends
Like all the best conspiracy theories, the story of Hitler’s retirement in South America intersects with just enough reality to make it vaguely plausible, without being so tied down to facts that it risks being disproved.
A Nazi U-Boat really did disappear near the end of World War II, for example. And many high-ranking Nazis really did escape to the Americas, sometimes evading capture for years.
Last year, a newly declassified cache of government documents revealed that the CIA actually investigated a report that Hitler was among them.
A “fairly reliable” source contacted the agency’s base in Venezuela in 1955, according to a CIA memo, and shared a photograph of two men taken in Colombia the previous year.
The clean-shaven man on the left was a former German SS trooper, according to the source. And the man on the right was supposed to be Hitler. He had apparently changed his name to “Adolf Schüttelmayor” but was not so worried about discovery that he felt it necessary to shave his mustache.
Hitler’s alleged presence in Colombia was an open secret in some circles, a subsequent CIA investigation found. In a city “overly populated with former German Nazis,” the former SS officer told an agency source, Schüttelmayor was idolized by those who knew his real identity. They called him “Der Führer” and honored him with the old Nazi salutes.
The CIA station chief continued to pursue the case but was eventually told by his superiors that “enormous efforts could be expended on this matter with remote possibilities of establishing anything concrete".
So Schüttelmayor, whoever he was, was thereafter left alone.
The file, written by Caracas bureau chief David Brixnor, was wired to Washington in 1955 alongside a picture allegedly showing Hitler with the CIA source Citroen.
Handwritten notes on the document claim a second confidential informant — given the codename CIMELODY-3 — was “fairly reliable”.
The document adds that the picture included “was taken with Hitler not too long ago”.
It added Citroen’s belief that the Allies would be unable to prosecute Hitler for war crimes because ten years had passed since the end of the war.
Argentine journalist defends thesis that Hitler escaped to Colombia
By Miquel Vera
5 May 2017
Argentine journalist Abel Basti has researched Adolf Hitler's alleged life in Latin America aBy Miquel Verafter the fall of the Third Reich and says he has proof that the Führer was in Colombia in 1954.
Adolf Hitler died in 1945, according to official accounts, but an Argentine journalist who has researched the dictator's alleged life in Latin America after the fall of the Third Reich says he has proof that the Fuhrer was in Colombia in 1954.
"I have a CIA document that says Hitler was in Colombia, plus a CIA photo of Hitler in the town of Tunja meeting with another Nazi called Phillipe Citroen in 1954. Besides, while I was staying in Colombia I interviewed people who told me he was here," journalist Abel Basti, author of the 2016 Planeta book "Hitler's Secrets," said in an interview with EFE in Bogota.
Basti, who presented his new work at the Bogota International Book Fair [Filbo], said he has completed the necessary procedures to request the Colombian Defense Ministry to declassify documents that would be the final proof of the dictator's stay in the South American country.
The journalist said has also uncovered evidence that the Nazi stayed at a hotel called Residencias Coloniales near Tunja, capital of the central Colombian province of Boyaca, whose manager at the time was a German.
The author said that in the area, just 130 kilometers [80 miles] from Bogota, was a large German community where they even greeted Hitler with the Nazi salute.
According to Basti, when Hitler, 56, escaped to Latin America in a submarine with his wife in the 1950s, he was in good physical and mental health, and eventually died of old age.
"Stalin told press conferences that Hitler had escaped toward Spain or Argentina - that's in his diaries, not in classified information. Eisenhower, who was army chief of staff during the occupation of Berlin before he became US president, said in 1953 that he had no evidence that the dictator committed suicide in the bunker," he said.
Basti warned that the version of Hitler's escape was changed after Stalin's death in 1953, when the theory of the Fuhrer's suicide began to be promoted.
Basti's new book also describes the "complicity and support" Hitler received during his rise to power, which explains the protection the dictator received after the fall of the Third Reich.
"Hitler was the standard-bearer in the fight against communism, and the international right had to support him - which meant massive financing for Nazism to take power in Germany," he said.
.Of course, by the time the CIA memos were made public last year, various writers had spun far more elaborate stories about Hitler’s alleged life in South America.
One self-described historian claimed that Hitler eventually left Argentina for Paraguay and lived there inside an opulent underground Bunker, which was turned into a hotel after his death in 1971.
Yet another researcher claimed that Hitler went to Brazil “hunting for buried treasure using a map given to him by friends within the Vatican,” the "Express" wrote.
The researcher was convinced that Hitler lived in the country until at least 1984, into his 90s, because she had found a grainy photograph of an old man taken that year and was reminded of Hitler when she used Photoshop to add a mustache to it.
5. Hitler escaped to a secret Antarctic base, but don’t worry — we nuked it
In a particularly imaginative variation of the basic submarine escape story, a faction of theorists claim that Hitler’s U-Boat detoured to Antarctica, depositing the leader at a secret Nazi ice base before continuing to South America with his lesser officers.
“The proposed location for the Nazi base [often a cavern under the ice] has wandered around over most of the Norwegian Antarctic territory of Dronning Maud Land" "Nature" once wrote of this theory. “And it’s not agreed whether the submarines were carrying Hitler himself, or just his ashes".
Did Hitler have a Base in the Antarctic?
John Whitfield
Nature
30 March 2007
After the initial flurry of interest, International Polar Year [IPY] seems to have gone a bit quiet. I propose pepping things up with a good conspiracy theory.
Handily, a recent paper in "Polar Record" describes one. The Nazis, some believe, established a secret base in Antarctica to which they spirited Hitler at the war's end, fought off British special forces and an American military taskforce, partly by shooting down US planes using flying saucers. The Americans eventually destroyed the base with nuclear weapons in the 1950s. Since then, various governments have striven to conceal this.
In this light, it's no effort to re-imagine Antarctic explorations proposed under the aegis of IPY. A quick tour of the website reveals a project entitled "Exploring Antarctic Dry Valleys in Preparation for Mars Landings".. It seems scarcely less unlikely that this could really be a mission to recover Nazi treasure or technologies.
Like all good conspiracy theories, this one is built on a skeleton of facts. There was a German expedition to Antarctica in 1938-39. There was classified British military activity in Antarctica during the war. In July 1945, two months after VE Day, the German submarine U-530 appeared at the Argentine naval base of Mar del Plata. The next month, U-977 did the same.
In 1946-47 the US military mounted Operation Highjump, the largest ever Antarctic expedition, consisting of 4,700 men and 13 ships. And in 1958, they carried out three nuclear explosions in the southern hemisphere that were meant to stay secret, but didn't.
Dashed Debunking
However, when you see a paper titled "Hitler's Antarctic base: the myth and the reality," you know that reality is going to disappoint. Using documentary evidence and first-hand experience of Antarctica, Colin Summerhayes of the Scott Polar Research Institute in Cambridge, UK, and Toronto-based Peter Beeching puncture every last bit of the story.
To give just a few of their points: the Germans' pre-war visit to Antarctica, concerned mainly with establishing a whaling base, was fleeting, never spending more than a day on the ice shelf. The wartime British force in Antarctica was tiny, and concerned mainly with observation and securing territorial claims to the islands around the Falklands.
The U-boats were in the southern ocean during the Antarctic winter, when the pack ice would have made it impossible for them to reach the coast. The US atomic tests in the 1950s took place around Tristan da Cunha, thousands of kilometres from Antarctica.
It doesn't help that the various conspiracists haven't got their story straight. The proposed location for the Nazi base (often a cavern under the ice) has wandered around over most of the Norwegian Antarctic territory of Dronning Maud Land. And it's not agreed whether the submarines were carrying Hitler himself, or just his ashes.
Taking 21 peer-reviewed pages to address this looks like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut. The story ends up being indulged and damned simultaneously, in the same way that highbrow papers report celebrity goings-on by harrumphing over the lowbrow media's obsession with them..
And Summerhayes and Beeching face the problem of all scientists trying to engage with unreason. If the people advancing this kind of stuff — one of whom was recently jailed for holocaust denial — cared about the evidence, they wouldn't be where they are in the first place.
But Summerhayes says that he needed to take a stand. "These theories are incredibly popular among Germans and Russians," he says. "You can either leave it alone, or you can say 'hang on...'."
Debunking the story was "a lot of fun — I became hooked", he says. "I'm using it as an exercise to educate people about Antarctic science." Or at least to raise the icy continent's press exposure.
Attracted to the Fringe
The polar regions are a particularly good spot for a conspiracy theory. Until recently, the people that went there had a habit of not coming back. And when they did, they told stories of unimaginable cold and wind, freezing deserts, strange creatures and mind-boggling hardship. More recently we've witnessed the collapse of thousands of square kilometres of ice shelf and discovered giant underground lakes.
Small wonder that the ice has become a screen on which to project lurid imaginings. If you can imagine Amundsen's expedition eating their huskies at 40 below, it's not such a stretch to picture Adolf and Eva chipping ice from the walls of their lair to chill their G 'n' Ts. Lob in some UFOs, and all that's missing for the perfect contemporary myth is a link to 9/11.
Polar myth-making has gone on for centuries. The Greeks and medieval Europeans imagined Thule, a land off the northern edge of the map. Off the top of my head, I can think of Frankenstein pursuing his monster to the Arctic, Superman's Arctic fortress of solitude, and the secret alien Antarctic bases in the "X Files" movie and "Alien vs Predator". There's an evening I'll not get back.
Many of the world's pollutants concentrate in the polar regions, carried there by wind and ocean currents. For some reason something similar seems to happen with our fantasies.
In any case, the story goes, Hitler’s presence in Antarctica explains secretive British and U.S. military missions to the continent in the aftermath of World War II — culminating in a nuclear attack on the Nazi ice base in the 1950s.
None of this is true, of course. Or at least, so claimed two researchers in 2007, when they wrote a 21-page peer-reviewed paper attempting to debunk the notion of a Nazi ice base in Antarctica.
As we said above, the French researchers who claim to have autopsied Hitler’s bones are not the first to hope that science can finally lay him to rest.
And they probably won’t be the last. See also:
6. Moon-Hitler
He’s watching.